Post by Deadpool on Apr 5, 2006 21:03:31 GMT -5
*BLAM!*
That was the most frequent sound in New York City, these days. The war between The Justice League and Cadmus had devastated the area, sending them into hard times. More people were being forced into poverty, while others
...One, however, was too instable to even give a damn. The most on his mind right now was the newest episode of 'South Park' that was going to air that night. All the while, he was caught in a vicious battle between a herald of ninjas.
Deadpool was his name. Killing was his game. Or, so the card read. He was the mercencary for hire everyone either laughed at, or despised. He didn't really care, though. Because...
"I can't believe I don't have my own friggin movie!"
Deadpool shot a ninja in the chest with his pistol, while swordfighting another.
"That isn't fair! Superman's got one! Spider-Man has one! Batman just got one! And He got freakin' Christian Bale! And MORGAN FREEMAN! Even Daredevil got a movie! Where's 'Deadpool Returns'? Or 'Deadpool Begins'? Oh, no! Wait! I've got it..."
Deadpool swung his sword, decapitating another ninja.
"DEADPOOL: DEADPOOL UNITED!!!", Deadpool cheered with glee, as His hand was sliced off.
"HEY! I was using that ya Jet-Li wannabe!", Deadpool screamed, kicking the ninja in the chest, sending it crashing into a car.
Within seconds, Deadpool's chopped off hand grew back. Well, the palm. It would take awhile for the fingers to sprout back.
"Convieniant, ain't it? And just when I was considerin' renting 'Spider-Whores II'!"
Indeed.
...
Wait... HEY! You're not supposed to talk to me!
"Nyuh-Nyah! Lookit me! I'm breaking the fourth wall!", Deadpool said, as the confused ninjas were blown away by a hail of bullets.
Well, stop doing it.
"NEVAH!"
It's 'Never'.
"Not when Michael Caine says it! Hey, speaking of Batman Begins, that Katie Holmes sure is a hot piece of a-"
...AHEM.
"Oh. Right. Back to the 'arc'. Filthy Stinkin' Comic Book Character Laws.", Deadpool mumbled, punching another one.
Behind Deadpool stood the ninja's leader, Sin Tzu, a legendary warlord who had recently moved from Gotham City to New York after the attack on Arkham Asylum.
"Sin Tzu? You've got me fighting SIN-TZU!? That cheap assed Ra's Al Ghul wannabe only made one appearance in a crappity crap crap videogame! He's not even from the comics!"
Damn it, Wade, focus!
"Fine. But next time, I fight Tom Cruise!", Deadpool said, throwing a ninja over his head as his hand finally regenerated.
"Oh, fingers! How I've missed you so!", Deadpool said, gleefully, flexing them as he kicked one ninja in the groin.
Tom Cruise... Yeah. I wanna fight him. And that chin faced Travolta! It'll be called... ALIENS VS. DEADPOOL!!!
...PROVIDED I get a freakin' movie!
Suddenly, Deadpool became enraged, and began slicing and dicing his way through the remaining ninjas.
"I-"
"WANT"
"A"
"FREAKIN"
"MOVIE!!!!"
By the time Deadpool had finished his sentance, all of the ninjas were dead. He looked around.
"... My bad?"
Deadpool turned, seeing Sin Tzu behind him.
"Uh... Ooga Booga."
Sin Tzu looked down at his chest, to see that Deadpool had already sliced a thick wound into it. He looked up.
"Impossible! You're an idiot!"
"Not just any idiot! THE Idiot!", Deadpool exclaimed proudly, as Sin-Tzu fell, dead. Wade then paused. "...HEY!"
That was the most frequent sound in New York City, these days. The war between The Justice League and Cadmus had devastated the area, sending them into hard times. More people were being forced into poverty, while others
...One, however, was too instable to even give a damn. The most on his mind right now was the newest episode of 'South Park' that was going to air that night. All the while, he was caught in a vicious battle between a herald of ninjas.
Deadpool was his name. Killing was his game. Or, so the card read. He was the mercencary for hire everyone either laughed at, or despised. He didn't really care, though. Because...
"I can't believe I don't have my own friggin movie!"
Deadpool shot a ninja in the chest with his pistol, while swordfighting another.
"That isn't fair! Superman's got one! Spider-Man has one! Batman just got one! And He got freakin' Christian Bale! And MORGAN FREEMAN! Even Daredevil got a movie! Where's 'Deadpool Returns'? Or 'Deadpool Begins'? Oh, no! Wait! I've got it..."
Deadpool swung his sword, decapitating another ninja.
"DEADPOOL: DEADPOOL UNITED!!!", Deadpool cheered with glee, as His hand was sliced off.
"HEY! I was using that ya Jet-Li wannabe!", Deadpool screamed, kicking the ninja in the chest, sending it crashing into a car.
Within seconds, Deadpool's chopped off hand grew back. Well, the palm. It would take awhile for the fingers to sprout back.
"Convieniant, ain't it? And just when I was considerin' renting 'Spider-Whores II'!"
Indeed.
...
Wait... HEY! You're not supposed to talk to me!
"Nyuh-Nyah! Lookit me! I'm breaking the fourth wall!", Deadpool said, as the confused ninjas were blown away by a hail of bullets.
Well, stop doing it.
"NEVAH!"
It's 'Never'.
"Not when Michael Caine says it! Hey, speaking of Batman Begins, that Katie Holmes sure is a hot piece of a-"
...AHEM.
"Oh. Right. Back to the 'arc'. Filthy Stinkin' Comic Book Character Laws.", Deadpool mumbled, punching another one.
Behind Deadpool stood the ninja's leader, Sin Tzu, a legendary warlord who had recently moved from Gotham City to New York after the attack on Arkham Asylum.
"Sin Tzu? You've got me fighting SIN-TZU!? That cheap assed Ra's Al Ghul wannabe only made one appearance in a crappity crap crap videogame! He's not even from the comics!"
Damn it, Wade, focus!
"Fine. But next time, I fight Tom Cruise!", Deadpool said, throwing a ninja over his head as his hand finally regenerated.
"Oh, fingers! How I've missed you so!", Deadpool said, gleefully, flexing them as he kicked one ninja in the groin.
Tom Cruise... Yeah. I wanna fight him. And that chin faced Travolta! It'll be called... ALIENS VS. DEADPOOL!!!
...PROVIDED I get a freakin' movie!
Suddenly, Deadpool became enraged, and began slicing and dicing his way through the remaining ninjas.
"I-"
"WANT"
"A"
"FREAKIN"
"MOVIE!!!!"
By the time Deadpool had finished his sentance, all of the ninjas were dead. He looked around.
"... My bad?"
Deadpool turned, seeing Sin Tzu behind him.
"Uh... Ooga Booga."
Sin Tzu looked down at his chest, to see that Deadpool had already sliced a thick wound into it. He looked up.
"Impossible! You're an idiot!"
"Not just any idiot! THE Idiot!", Deadpool exclaimed proudly, as Sin-Tzu fell, dead. Wade then paused. "...HEY!"
